Count Abdulla (2024) [Season 1, Episode 1]
Halaloween
Shown 20th November 2024
This is set in a city in England where vampires and South Asians co-exist. Well, the vamps prefer Muslim blood because religious Muslims are virgins until marriage.
Abdulla is a doctor in the local hospital, where he works with an all-POC team. He escapes from his mother's Eid party to attend his gal-pal's halloween party. They roast her ex-boyfriend, a CIS-het white man who came dressed as a redcoat. Apparently colonisation is bad ... unless it is South Asians colonising North Europe. Abdulla also gets roasted for coming as Dracula, since Vlad Dracul was a Hungarian warlord who prevented the Ottoman invasion of Europe.
While waiting at the bus stop dressed as Dracula, Abdulla gets called out for cultural appropriation by a dominatrix named Kathy ( Jamie Winstone ), who is actually a real vampire. Worse, he gets bitten and becomes a real vamp himself.
Count Abdulla (2024) [Season 1, Episode 2]
The Exorcism of Abdulla Khan
Shown 20th November 2024
Abdulla struggles to keep his secret from his friends and family. Even the ones who believe in vampires suspect something far worse - that he is secretly dating a White woman. Kathy ( Jamie Winstone ) plays into this, as she tries to hunt him down and stake him.
Count Abdulla (2024) [Season 1, Episode 3]
The Lost Bhai's
Shown 27th November 2024
Abdulla tries to sleep off the night before, but his mother makes him eat her food. She is trying to marry him off to a nice Pakistani girl. Unfortunately, all the food has garlic in it.
Count Abdulla (2024) [Season 1, Episode 4]
Malika of the Damned
Shown 27th November 2024
Kathy ( Jamie Winstone ) agrees to date Abdulla, so he can ask her about vampire lore. Most of what he knows is from TV and movies.
Count Abdulla (2024) [Season 1, Episode 5]
The Red Shaadi
Shown 4th December 2024
Abdulla explains everything to his South Asian gal-pal. She is Sikh, and her sister is about to get married. Now she has to worry about her Caucasian BF and her Muslim buddy gate-crashing the wedding.
Count Abdulla (2024) [Season 1, Episode 6]
The Shadow Over Heathrow
Shown 4th December 2024
Abdulla intends to escape via Heathrow, to join his Sikh gal-pal who has accepted a job in Australia. Unfortunately airport security is run by the vampire coven. Worse, the Muslim vamp-hunters are after him too.
Kathy ( Jamie Winstone ) has hooked up with her progeny, a Hindu man she turned in the 1990s. Can they save Abdulla?
